1. stfuparents: :: Click to enlarge :: The Queen Queefers Who wants to kick off the week with a simultaneous group queef?! We can all count to ten and share in The Queef Heard ‘Round The World! It’ll be the largest single queef the internet has ever seen! What do you guys say…maybe 3pm? Just after lunch? I’ll register an invite on Facebook! Ughhh. It’s hard to believe that the conversation thread above EXISTS. Ever since I received it my vagina mind has been blown. From tennis applause (which was truly a hilarious description) to varting and beefing…I think it’s safe to say I’ll be skipping lunch today. And maybe tomorrow and for the rest of the week. At the very least, I’ll refrain from eating empanadas for a while. Thankfully, S. has some semblance of sanity and couldn’t resist popping in to tell these ladies they are cuckoo for cocoa puffs. ‘Cause this shit is WACK. Even wack-er than the conversation had by these ladies, and that’s really saying something. As I see it, the only thing left to do is to buy one of the t-shirts. A crown with a gas explosion on a cute pink baby tee from Zazzle? YES, PLEASE! Hey, if you can’t beat ‘em, queef with ‘em! Amirite?! (submitted by Anonymous)  Ezbazdmeg kemény. South Park, valaki?

    stfuparents:

    :: Click to enlarge ::

    The Queen Queefers

    Who wants to kick off the week with a simultaneous group queef?! We can all count to ten and share in The Queef Heard ‘Round The World! It’ll be the largest single queef the internet has ever seen! What do you guys say…maybe 3pm? Just after lunch? I’ll register an invite on Facebook!

    Ughhh. It’s hard to believe that the conversation thread above EXISTS. Ever since I received it my vagina mind has been blown. From tennis applause (which was truly a hilarious description) to varting and beefing…I think it’s safe to say I’ll be skipping lunch today. And maybe tomorrow and for the rest of the week. At the very least, I’ll refrain from eating empanadas for a while. Thankfully, S. has some semblance of sanity and couldn’t resist popping in to tell these ladies they are cuckoo for cocoa puffs. ‘Cause this shit is WACK. Even wack-er than the conversation had by these ladies, and that’s really saying something. As I see it, the only thing left to do is to buy one of the t-shirts. A crown with a gas explosion on a cute pink baby tee from Zazzle? YES, PLEASE! Hey, if you can’t beat ‘em, queef with ‘em! Amirite?!

    (submitted by Anonymous)

     Ezbazdmeg kemény. South Park, valaki?

    2 years ago  /  68 notes  /  Source: stfuparents

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      GODDAMN OVERSHARING ~NEW MAWMS~ this is why i will never become a parent
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      I I DON’T HAVE A REACTION IMAGE FOR THIS 239 IMAGES IN MY FOLDER AND NOT A SINGLE ONE DOES MY EXPRESSION JUSTICE
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      post anything like this, I probably hate you.
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      Ezbazdmeg kemény. South Park, valaki?
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